THIS IS THE FUCKING PHONE THAT I LOST IN DECEMBER.
AFTER THE SNOW MELTED, I FOUND IT THIS MORNING FROZEN IN THE ICE.
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUT THERE.
I’m going to need some gum, a diamond, and a fire extinguisher.
Here’s where people are making their mistake: They’re going for the superglass instead of the metal that holds it.
Reason #356 why it’s actually a GOOD thing Tumblr users don’t leave their rooms
"youll grow out of that anime phase dont worry" *looks into the camera like on the office*
do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”
4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math
To make the dessert -
1. One package of round pot sticker wrappers. Use cookie cutter to make shape. I used a large heart mold.
2. Heat cooking oil on high heat, deep-fried precut wrappers for no more than 30 seconds. Remove from oil immediately and set aside.
3. To keep the shape (without bubbling up), press gently on the wrappers with a potato masher. Set aside to cool.
4. Wash/clean strawberries well. Then cut them into slices.
5. Assembly - One heart-shape wrapper, whipped cream, strawberry slices, then repeat. Finally dust with powder sugar.
6. That’s it. So easy, delicious and the best part for this dessert is light and fluffy. You can switch up with the fruit you prefer (raspberries, blueberries, mango slices…you get the idea)
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom
when u make OCs but dont actually do anything with them
caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens